Lack-Luster Productions have released A brand new cinematic for the big screen. After a size able disagreement over royalties involving many of its illicit straight to VHS movies we are back.
Now from the creators of such films as: There's something about Mayble. A story of a sexually frustrated old woman chasing her man around the Shady Pines retirement village, Saw 10 The Plight of a Grizzly Lumberjack and lets not forget the possibly nominated 300 Spartans. A homosexual snuff movie were 300 Spartans take on the the full force of the Persian army in a hail of STD's and torn rectal cavities.
Now released The film about the quest of Amel Shakeshake Mohammad and his friends. This 40 year old must defile as many virgins as possible while fending off the incoming onslaught of infidels and maybe finding true love on the way. Staring Mel Gibson as Amel, Jersey Shores Snooki as Many Virgins and Boris Johnson as Amels Side kick.
Empire gave it 5 stars and put it in there top 500. Saying "This film is simply amazing a must see for the next year". Would they lie for a directors cut of Crash and a bag amphetamines. We don't think so. Purchase now and you will receive your own bomb making kit and virgin.
(Quality of virgins and bombs may vary. Some of these products may be used)
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