Fitness Levels: Zero

Now as the title suggests this post is going to be able fitness levels. More to the point my general level of fitness.

By no means am I overweight or that unhealthy OK so I'm not overweight but am unhealthy. (Fortunately I was blessed with a metabolism faster than this man.) So when a work colleague said that we was joining a 5 but later turned out to be a 6-a-side team I ran off jumped at the chance.

Now just to fill you in sports aren't really my thing. I dabble at golf but the only real time I exerts myself is when a attractive lady gets dragged down the range by her meat head of a boyfriend. Quite often I get a stitch walking up a flight of stairs. So this was going to be a challenge. 

I won't fill you in on the details of the match. There was some sliding, lots of goals, three footballs and blood. AstroTurf + knee = :(.  We won but the entire team felt like this after.

 So after the match and a short kip in my brothers car I realised how unfit I actually was and that I needed to do something to improve. I was also spurred on by the fact that it was two days ago and various parts of my body still feel like they were introduced to a blender.

I can take solace in the fact that by this time next week I should be up to 0.1% fitness which means I'll be able to out run the drug addled drone heads in my area.