Now it doesn't matter if your a man or a woman at some point you will have to tackle your beard. Now for women this isn't to much of a problem. For most of your lives you precariously pluck, tweeze, wax, dye and bleach the one inch wonder that is your tash. Then if you make it to 80 years 50% of you make it to blonde bum fluff. This is the case unless you manage to grow a beard on par with half of the middle east then your career path is set for you.
I suspect this one actually started life as a man
With men it tends to be slightly different but an equal 50/50 split. You can either grow a beard so well the your face looks like a stab wound in a gorillas back or your like me. Which means your doomed to spend the rest of your life standing in a pot of miracle grow nurturing the bristly mess that constitutes your beard. Now if you let this rabble grow it actually looks like someone has put glue on your face thrown pubes on you and released you on the world. ' This is a fact if I had a image of my younger brother I'd show you his attempts at this.' Keeping with a faint gardening theme you need some patch magic to resolve the issues of your pube beard not even populating your entire face.
Let me know if your a to beard or not to beard.
Nik
I am most definitely a not-to-beard. Comes in patchy, very sparse hairs, and huge chunks of my face have no hair at all. In fact, right beneath my nose there is no hair at all, so I could not grow a Hitler mustache even if I wanted to.
ReplyDelete(Which, for the record, I don't)
I share your pain but instead of none under the nose I've got a gap on my chin. So at the best of times it looks like two caterpillars have taken residence on my face.
DeleteFrom what I have read of your blog is it not your wife that channels his essence?